For reasons unknown to anyone in the Catholic Church, there have been a rash of attacks on lesbians by vampires, and to make matters worse, they’re now immune to sunlight (the vampires, not the lesbians, although it probably won’t kill them either). There can be only one solution – to get Jesus from his hiding place, and take on the vampires, including the lesbians they’ve turned into more vampires. Along the way, he’ll have to enlist the help of Mexican wrestler El Santos, “Apostle to the Apostles” Mary Magnum, and… learn to do a snazzy musical number?
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Movie Details: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Title | Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter |
Genre(s) | Action, Comedy, Horror |
Release | June 10, 2001 |
Overview | For reasons unknown to anyone in the Catholic Church, there have been a rash of attacks on lesbians by vampires, and to make matters worse, they're now immune to sunlight (the vampires, not the lesbians, although it probably won't kill them either). There can be only one solution - to get Jesus from his hiding place, and take on the vampires, including the lesbians they've turned into more vampires. Along the way, he'll have to enlist the help of Mexican wrestler El Santos, "Apostle to the Apostles" Mary Magnum, and... learn to do a snazzy musical number? |
Language(s) | English |
Director | Lee Demarbre |
Casts | Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton, Tim Devries, Ian Driscoll, Josh Grace, Tracy Lance, Glen Jones, Mike Funk, Lucky Ron, Johnny Vegas, Jeff Moffet, Ivan Freud, Erica Murton, Alex Godin, Shelly Pederson, Thetis Bernard, Adel Croteau, Karen Friis, Marlene Friis, Guen Douglas, Sarah Levitin, Eva Colpaart, Ranita Raggo, Christopher R. Bugg, Ean Murphy, Graham Collins, Elinor Quesnel, Christine Demarbre, Andy Smith, Marc Charron, Jose Sanchez, Sophie, Jay Stone, Lyn Guerin, Alana Ragbir, Stu Hutchings, Rayna Farr-Dutchin, Harry Knuckles, Jenny Coutts, Nancy Riehle, Milo, Mark Cayer, Olga Chrzanowska, Eric Demarbre, Miles Finlayson, Stephanie Halin, Claudia Jurt, Yves Macra, Jason McMaster, Karm Parker, Mark Pollesel, Steve Sauve, Casey Tourangeau, Petr Maur, Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton, Tim Devries, Ian Driscoll, Josh Grace, Tracy Lance, Glen Jones, Mike Funk, Lucky Ron, Johnny Vegas, Jeff Moffet, Ivan Freud, Erica Murton, Alex Godin, Shelly Pederson, Thetis Bernard, Adel Croteau, Karen Friis, Marlene Friis, Guen Douglas, Sarah Levitin, Eva Colpaart, Ranita Raggo, Christopher R. Bugg, Ean Murphy, Graham Collins, Elinor Quesnel, Christine Demarbre, Andy Smith, Marc Charron, Jose Sanchez, Sophie, Jay Stone, Lyn Guerin, Alana Ragbir, Stu Hutchings, Rayna Farr-Dutchin, Harry Knuckles, Jenny Coutts, Nancy Riehle, Milo, Mark Cayer, Olga Chrzanowska, Eric Demarbre, Miles Finlayson, Stephanie Halin, Claudia Jurt, Yves Macra, Jason McMaster, Karm Parker, Mark Pollesel, Steve Sauve, Casey Tourangeau, Petr Maur |
Duration | 1 Hour and 25 Minutes |
Rating | 4,655 |